Q: What did the tree say to the wind?
A: Leaf me alone!

Q: How does the ocean say hello?
A: It waves.

Q: What’s the worst thing about throwing a party in space?
A: You have to planet.

Q: Where does the chicken like to eat?
A: At a rooster-ant!

Q: What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?
A: A spelling bee.

Q: Why couldn’t the pony sing?
A: Because she was a little hoarse.

Q: What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep?
A: A stega-snore-us.

Q: Where do you learn to make banana splits?
A: At sundae school.