Q. When is it bad luck to meet a black cat?

A. When you’re a mouse.

Q. Why did the scientist wear denim?

A. Because he was a jean-ius.

Q. Who is the world’s greatest underwater secret agent?

A. James Pond.

Q: What cheese does a cow like?
A: Moozzarela.

Q. Why wouldn’t the crab share his sweets?

A. Because he was a little shellfish!

Q: What music frightens balloons?
A: Pop music.

Q. When does it rain money?

A. When there is “change” in the weather.

Q. Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

A. The food is good, but there’s no atmosphere.