Q: What kind of headaches do hammers get?
A:Pounding ones.

Q: Why is there a fence around a cemetery?
A: People are dying to get in.

Q: Whats a trees favorite drink?
A: Root bear.

Q: Why can’t Cinderella play soccer?
A: Because she’s always running away from the ball.

Q: How do you cut the ocean waves?
A: Through a sea saw.

Q: What did the traffic light say to the car?
A: Don’t look. I’m about to change.

Q.Whats the best way to paint the ocean?
A.In water colours

Q: What does a cloud wear under his raincoat?
A: Thunderwear.