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Joke of the Day

  • Q: What bird loves construction work?

    A: A crane.

  • Q: What was the banker’s favourite player on the football team?

    A: The quarterback.

  • Q: Why do bananas have to put sunscreen on before they go to the beach?

    A: Because they peel!

  • Q: What did the students do when their shoelaces got tangled together?

    A: They went on a class trip.

  • Q: Why did the book join the police force?

    A: He wanted to go undercover.

  • Q: What gives you the power to walk through a wall?

    A: A door.

  • Q: What do you call a left-handed dog?

    A: A south paw.

  • Q: How long should an elephant’s legs be?

    A: Long enough to reach the ground.

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