Q: What bird loves construction work?
A: A crane.
Q: What bird loves construction work?
A: A crane.
Q: What was the banker’s favourite player on the football team?
A: The quarterback.
Q: Why do bananas have to put sunscreen on before they go to the beach?
A: Because they peel!
Q: What did the students do when their shoelaces got tangled together?
A: They went on a class trip.
Q: Why did the book join the police force?
A: He wanted to go undercover.
Q: What gives you the power to walk through a wall?
A: A door.
Q: What do you call a left-handed dog?
A: A south paw.
Q: How long should an elephant’s legs be?
A: Long enough to reach the ground.