Q: How do monsters tell their fortunes?
A: They read their horror-scopes.
Q: How do monsters tell their fortunes?
A: They read their horror-scopes.
Q: What does a skeleton order for dinner?
A: Spare ribs.
Q: What is Dracula’s favorite fruit?
A: Neck-tarines.
Q: What do you call a seagull that flies over the bay?
A: A bagel.
Q: What day of the week does the potato look forward to the least?
A: Fry-day.
Q: What dies but never lives?
A: A battery.
Q: What’s a frog’s favorite game?
A: Hopscotch.
Q: What do gymnasts, acrobats, and bananas all have in common?
A: They can all do splits.