Q: Where do pirates like to eat?
A: Arrrrby’s.
Q: Where do pirates like to eat?
A: Arrrrby’s.
Q: Why did the boy eat his homework?
A: His teacher told him it was a piece of cake!
Teacher: Class, we will have only half a day of school this morning.
Class: Hooray!
Teacher: We will have the other half this afternoon.
Q: How do you cut the sea in half?
A: With a see-saw.
Q: When is a baseball player like a spider?
A: When he catches a fly.
Q: What kind of witch likes the beach?
A: A SAND-witch.
Q: Why is it so windy inside a sports arena?
A: All those fans.
Q: What is a robot’s favorite snack?
A: Computer chips.