Which hand is it better to write with?
Neither, it’s better to write with a pencil!
Which hand is it better to write with?
Neither, it’s better to write with a pencil!
What is a tornado’s favorite game to play?
Twister!
What did one volcano say to the other?
I lava you!
What kind of room doesn’t have doors?
A mushroom!
Why couldn’t the pony sing “Happy Birthday?”
Because she was just a little hoarse!
Why was the baby strawberry crying?
Because her parents were in a jam.
Why do vampires seem sick all the time?
Because they’re always coffin!
What did the buffalo say when his little boy left for school?
Bison!