Two silk worms had a race. It ended in a tie.
Q. What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary?
A. A thesaurus.
My friend recently got crushed by a pile of books, but he’s only got his shelf to blame.
Q: What kind of headaches do hammers get?
Q: Why is there a fence around a cemetery?
A: People are dying to get in.
Q: Whats a trees favorite drink?
A: Root bear.