What’s a tornado’s favorite game to play?

Twister.

Why did the horse chew with his mouth open?

Because he had bad stable manners.

How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?

He was shocked.

Which vegetable should you never invite on a boat trip?

A leek.

Which school supply is king of the classroom?

The ruler.

Why was the math book always worried?

Because it had so many problems.

What has two legs but can’t walk?

A pair of pants.

Why did the chicken go to jail?

Because he was using fowl language.