Why do bicycles fall over?
Because they’re two-tired!

Where would you find an elephant?
The same place you lost her!

What does a rain cloud wear under her dress?
Thunderwear!

Why did the picture go to prison?
Because it was framed!

What did the little corn say to the mama corn?
Where is pop corn?

Why is Cinderella bad at football?
Because she’s always running away from the ball!

Why did the pony get sent to his room?
He wouldn’t stop horsing around!

Why wouldn’t the shrimp share his treasure?
Because he was a little shellfish!