Q. What do you do if you see a spaceman?
A. Park your car, man.
Q. Why did the opera singer go on a cruise?
A. She wanted to hit the high Cs.
Q. Did you hear about the two guys who stole a calendar?
A. They each got six months.
Q. When is it bad luck to meet a black cat?
A. When you’re a mouse.
I started writing a story about a broken pencil, but I gave up because it was pointless.
Q: What happens when you don’t dust your mirror?
A: You get a dirty look.