What did the snowman say to the other snowman?
Do you smell carrots?
What did the snowman say to the other snowman?
Do you smell carrots?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
Pick a cod, any cod.
What did the traffic light say to the car?
Don’t look. I’m about to change.
What does a cloud wear under his raincoat?
Thunderwear.
Why did the man take his clock to the vet?
Because it had ticks
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?
A stick.
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up?
Because it was two tired.
What has four wheels and flies?
A trash truck.