What do you get when you throw a lot of books into the ocean?
A title wave.
What do you get when you throw a lot of books into the ocean?
A title wave.
What did the banana say to the dog?
Nothing. Bananas can’t talk.
What was the first animal in space?
The cow that jumped over the moon
Why don’t elephants chew gum?
They do, just not in public.
How does a scientist freshen her breath?
With experi-mints!
How are false teeth like stars?
They come out at night!
Why did the teddy bear not ask for dessert?
Because he was already so stuffed!
What gets wetter the more that it dries?
A towel!