What do you call a dinosaur with bad vision?

A Do-you-think-he-sarus!

Why are ghosts bad liars?

Because you can see right through them!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?

A little old lady.

A little old lady who?

Hey, I didn’t know you could yodel!

What’s the difference between a guitar and a fish?

You can tune a guitar, but you can’t tuna fish!

What did the sink say to the toilet?

Wow, you look really flushed!

How can you make a tissue dance?

Put a little boogie in it!

Why did the boy throw a stick of butter out the window?

Because he wanted to see a butterfly!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?

Hatch.

Hatch who?

Bless you!