Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Scold.
Scold who?
Scold outside, let me in!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Scold.
Scold who?
Scold outside, let me in!
What do you call a duck that gets all A’s?
A wise quacker.
What do you call a bear with no ears?
A “B!”
What do you call a droid that takes the long way around?
R2 detour.
Where do polar bears keep their money?
In a snow bank!
How do you make a lemon drop?
Just let it fall.
What is a witch’s favorite subject in school?
Spelling!
Why did the kid throw his clock out the window?
Because he wanted to see time fly!