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Joke of the Day

  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?

    Scold.

    Scold who?

    Scold outside, let me in!

  • What do you call a duck that gets all A’s?
    A wise quacker.

  • What do you call a bear with no ears?
    A “B!”

  • What do you call a droid that takes the long way around?
    R2 detour.

  • Where do polar bears keep their money?
    In a snow bank!

  • How do you make a lemon drop?
    Just let it fall.

  • What is a witch’s favorite subject in school?
    Spelling!

  • Why did the kid throw his clock out the window?
    Because he wanted to see time fly!

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