What did one wall say to the other wall?
I’ll meet you at the corner!

How does a cucumber become a pickle?
It goes through a jarring experience.

What kind of shoes do robbers wear?

Sneakers.

Why did the robber jump in the shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway.

Why did the Easter egg hide?

He was a little chicken.

What do you call a rabbit with fleas?

Bugs Bunny.

How many chocolate bunnies can you put into an empty Easter basket?

Only one because after that, it’s not empty.

What kind of jewelry do rabbits wear?

14 carrot gold.