What do elves learn in school?
The elf-abet.
What do elves learn in school?
The elf-abet.
Why do turkeys always say, “gobble, gobble”?
Because they never learned good table manners.
What smells the best at a Thanksgiving dinner?
Your nose.
What kind of music did Pilgrims listen to?
Plymouth Rock.
Why did the turkey sit on the tomahawk?
To hatch-et.
What do you call it when it rains turkeys?
Foul weather.
Where do you find a turkey with no legs?
Where you left it.
If the Pilgrims were alive today, what would they be most famous for?
Their age.