Why don’t vampires have more friends?

Because they are a pain in the neck.

What’s big, scary and has three wheels?

A monster on a tricycle.

What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school?

Spelling.

How do ghosts wash their hair?

With sham-boo.

What candy do you eat on the playground?

Recess pieces.

Why didn’t the skeleton go to the dance?

Because he had no body to go with.

Where do baby ghosts go during the day?

Day-scare centers.

What instrument does a skeleton play?

The trom-bone.