Q: What did one toilet say to the other?
A: You look a bit flushed.

Q: How does a cucumber become a pickle?
A: It goes through a jarring experience.

Q: What time is it when the clock strikes 13?
A: Time to get a new clock.

Q: Two pickles fell out of a jar onto the floor. What did one say to the other?
A: Dill with it.

Q.Whats the best way to paint the ocean?
A.In water colours

Let me guess what you had for dinner last night, meatballs and spaghetti, right?
Wow did you read my mind?
no, your chin?

Q: What does a cloud wear under his raincoat?
A: Thunderwear.

Q: Why can’t Cinderella play soccer?
A: Because she’s always running away from the ball.