Why did Johnny throw the clock out of the window?
Because he wanted to see time fly.

What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
Owwwww-ch!

Why aren?t dogs good dancers?
They have two left feet.

What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
The thesaurus.

Why didn?t the orange win the race?
It ran out of juice.

What did the astronaut say when he crashed into the moon?
“I Apollo-gize.”

What did the big flower say to the little flower?
Hi, bud!

Why do bees have sticky hair?
Because they use a honeycomb.