Where do pencils go on vacation?
Pencil-vania.

What do you call a dog magician?
A labracadabrador.

Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Because she wanted to go to high school.

What did the nose say to the finger?
Quit picking on me!

What’s green and can fly?
Super Pickle!

How do you make an octopus laugh?
With ten-tickles!

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because the chicken wasn’t born yet.

What do you think of that new diner on the moon?
Food was good, but there really wasn’t much atmosphere.