If practice makes perfect and perfect needs practice, I’m perfectly practiced and practically perfect.

If cows could fly, I’d have a cow pie in my eye.

Birdie birdie in the sky laid a turdie in my eye.

Rubber baby buggy bumpers.

And amicably welcoming him home.

Inexplicably mimicking him hiccoughing,

She stood on the balcony,

Which wristwatches are Swiss wristwatches?