Two pickles fell out of a jar onto the floor. What did one say to the other?
Dill with it.

What has ears but cannot hear?
A cornfield.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?

Icy.

Icy who?

Icy you in there!

What do sprinters eat before a race?
Nothing. They fast!

Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?

Because she was stuffed.

How does the moon cut his hair?
Eclipse it!

What is fast, loud and crunchy?

A rocket chip!

Why are elevator jokes so good?

They work on many levels!