What did the sink say to the toilet?
Wow, you look really flushed!
Lettuce in, it?s cold out here!
What has four wheels and flies?
A garbage truck!
How do you make an octopus laugh?
Don?t cry, it?s just a joke!
What animal can you always find at a baseball game?
Which hand is it better to write with?
Neither, it?s better to write with a pencil!