Q: What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep?
A: A stega-snore-us.
Q: Where do you learn to make banana splits?
A: At sundae school.
Q: What is big, green and plays a lot of tricks?
Q: What did one toilet say to the other?
A: You look a bit flushed!
Q: What gets wet while it’s drying?
A: A towel!
Person 1: Knock-knock.
Person 2: Who’s there?
Person 1: Atch.
Person 2: Atch who?
Person 1: Bless you!
Q: What can you catch, but never throw?
A: A cold!