Q.Whats the best way to paint the ocean?
A.In water colours
Let me guess what you had for dinner last night, meatballs and spaghetti, right?
Wow did you read my mind?
no, your chin?
Q: What does a cloud wear under his raincoat?
Q: Why can’t Cinderella play soccer?
A: Because she’s always running away from the ball.
Q: How do you cut the ocean waves?
Q: What did the traffic light say to the car?
A: Don’t look. I’m about to change.
Q. When does it rain money?
A. When there is “change” in the weather.