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Joke of the Day

  • What time is it when people are throwing pieces of bread at your head?

    Time to duck.

  • Why do tigers have stripes?

    So they don’t get spotted.

  • What do you call a dog who goes to the beach in the summer?

    A hot dog.

  • What kind of cat likes water?

    An octo-PUSS.

  • What is a cat’s favorite color?

    PURRRR-ple.

  • What animal is best at hitting a ball?

    A bat.

  • What animal needs oil?

    A mouse because it squeaks.

  • What do cows read?

    CATTLE-logs.

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