What’s a snake’s favorite subject?
A: Hisstory.

Q: Why did the computer go to the doctor?
A: It had a virus.

Why couldn’t the astronaut book a hotel on the moon?
Because it was full. a pot roast roast, if a pot roast could
roast pot.

Q: Why can’t Cinderella play soccer?
A: Because she’s always running away from the ball.

Q: How do you cut the ocean waves?
A: Through a sea saw.

Q. Whats the best way to paint the ocean?
A. In water colours