Let me guess what you had for dinner last night, meatballs and spaghetti, right?
Wow did you read my mind?
no, your chin?

Q: What does a cloud wear under his raincoat?
A: Thunderwear.

Q: Why can’t Cinderella play soccer?
A: Because she’s always running away from the ball.

Q: How do you cut the ocean waves?

Q: What did the traffic light say to the car?
A: Don’t look. I’m about to change.

Q. When does it rain money?

A. When there is “change” in the weather.