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Joke of the Day

  • Two pickles fell out of a jar onto the floor. What did one say to the other?
    Dill with it.

  • What has ears but cannot hear?
    A cornfield.

  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?

    Icy.

    Icy who?

    Icy you in there!

  • What do sprinters eat before a race?
    Nothing. They fast!

  • Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?

    Because she was stuffed.

  • How does the moon cut his hair?
    Eclipse it!

  • What is fast, loud and crunchy?

    A rocket chip!

  • Why are elevator jokes so good?

    They work on many levels!

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