Two pickles fell out of a jar onto the floor. What did one say to the other?
Dill with it.
Two pickles fell out of a jar onto the floor. What did one say to the other?
Dill with it.
What has ears but cannot hear?
A cornfield.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Icy.
Icy who?
Icy you in there!
What do sprinters eat before a race?
Nothing. They fast!
Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?
Because she was stuffed.
How does the moon cut his hair?
Eclipse it!
What is fast, loud and crunchy?
A rocket chip!
Why are elevator jokes so good?
They work on many levels!