When you look for something, why is it always in the last place you look?
Because when you find it, you stop looking.
Why did the student eat his homework?
Because the teacher told him it was a piece of cake.
What did one plate say to the other plate?
Dinner is on me.
What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Between us, something smells.
What has ears but cannot hear?
Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?
Because she was stuffed.
What is fast, loud and crunchy?
A rocket chip.