Q: What happens when you don’t dust your mirror?
A: You get a dirty look.
What’s a snake’s favorite subject?
Q: Why did the computer go to the doctor?
A: It had a virus.
Why couldn’t the astronaut book a hotel on the moon?
Because it was full. a pot roast roast, if a pot roast could
Q: Why can’t Cinderella play soccer?
A: Because she’s always running away from the ball.
Q: How do you cut the ocean waves?
A: Through a sea saw.
Q. Whats the best way to paint the ocean?
A. In water colours