Why did the chewing gum cross the road?

It was stuck on the turkey’s foot.

Why did the turkey cross the road?

It was the chicken’s day off.

What key won’t open any door?

A turkey.

What do turkeys and teddy bears have in common?

They both have stuffing.

Why did pilgrims’ pants always fall down?

Because they wore their belt buckle on their hat.

Where does Christmas come before Thanksgiving?

In the dictionary.