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Joke of the Day

  • What did the banana say to the dog?
    Nothing. Bananas can’t talk.

  • What was the first animal in space?
    The cow that jumped over the moon

  • Why don’t elephants chew gum?
    They do, just not in public.

  • How does a scientist freshen her breath?
    With experi-mints!

  • How are false teeth like stars?
    They come out at night!

  • Why did the teddy bear not ask for dessert?
    Because he was already so stuffed!

  • What gets wetter the more that it dries?
    A towel!

  • What do you call two birds in love?

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