Q: How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
A: Shocked!

Q: Why did the teacher put on sunglasses?
A: Because her students were so bright!

Q: What falls in winter but never gets hurt?
A: The snow!

Q: What side of a turkey has the most feathers?
A: The outside!

Q: What did one hat say to the other?
A: Stay here, I?m going on ahead.

Q: What do you call a dog that can tell time?
A: A watch dog!