Knock, knock!
Who?s there?
Hatch.
Hatch who?
Bless you!

Why do bicycles fall over?
Because they?re two-tired!

What did one eye say to the other eye?
Between us, something smells!

Why did the picture go to prison?
Because it was framed!

Why is Cinderella bad at football?
Because she?s always running away from the ball!

What is big, green and plays a lot of tricks?
Prank-enstein!

Who did the zombie take to the prom?
His ghoul-friend!

How do you get a tissue to dance?
You put a little boogie into it.