?Let me guess what you had for dinner last night, meatballs and spaghetti, right?
?Wow did you read my mind?
?no, your chin?

Q: Why did the computer go to the doctor?
A: It had a virus.

Q: What happens when you don?t dust your mirror?
A: You get a dirty look.

Q: What’s a snake’s favorite subject?
A: Hisstory.