Why did the superhero flush the toilet?
Because it was his doody.

Person 1: Knock-knock.
Person 2: Who’s there?
Person 1: Atch.
Person 2: Atch who?
Person 1: Bless you!

Q: What do you call the horse that lives next door?
A: Your neighbor!

What has a ton of ears but can?t hear a thing?
A corn field.

Q: Why can?t a person?s nose be 12 inches long?
A: Because then it would be a foot!

Q: How do mountains stay warm in winter?
A: Snowcaps

Q: What do cows order from?
A: Cattle-logs!

Q: Why should you never trust a pig with a secret?
A: Because it?s bound to squeal.