Q: Why did the teddy bear not want any dessert?
A: Because she was stuffed!

Q: What is the witch?s favorite school subject?
A: Spelling!

Q: What did the traffic light say to the truck?
A: Don?t look! I?m changing!

Q: Which hand is better to write with?
A: Neither. It?s better to write with a pencil!

Q: What does an evil hen lay?
A: Deviled eggs!

Q: Why did the boy throw his clock out the window?
A: Because he wanted to see time fly!

Q: How do you make a lemon drop?
A: Just let go of it!

Q: What did one plate say to the other?
A: Dinner is on me!