Q: How do you keep a bull from charging?
A: Take away its credit card!

Q: What kind of room doesn?t have doors?
A: A mushroom!

Q: Why did the cookie go to the nurse?
A: Because he felt crummy!

Q: Why couldn?t the pony sing in the choir?
A: Because she was a little horse!

Q: What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
A: A power plant!

Q: What kind of shoes do ninjas wear?
A: Sneakers!

Q: How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
A: Shocked!

Q: Why did the teacher put on sunglasses?
A: Because her students were so bright!