Q: What falls in winter but never gets hurt?
A: The snow!

Q: What side of a turkey has the most feathers?
A: The outside!

Q: What did one hat say to the other?
A: Stay here, I?m going on ahead.

Q: What do you call a dog that can tell time?
A: A watch dog!

Q: What has hands but can?t clap?
A: A clock!

Q: What can you catch but not throw?
A: A cold!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the playground?
A: To get to the other slide!

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming?
A: ?Here come the elephants!?