Q: Why do sharks swim in saltwater?
A: Because pepper water makes them sneeze!

Q: What do you call a sleeping bull?
A: A bulldozer!

Q: Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?
A: Of course! The Empire State Building can’t jump!

Q: Why did the math book look so sad?
A: Because it had so many problems!

Q: Why did the man run around his bed?
A: Because he was trying to catch up on his sleep!

Q: What has four wheels and flies?
A: A garbage truck!

Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
A: Frostbite!

Q: Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
A: Because she will let it go!