Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest?
A: An investigator!

Q: Why do bees have sticky hair?
A: Because they use honey combs!

Q: What do you call a fly without wings?
A: A walk!

Q: Why are ghosts bad liars?
A: Because you can see right through them!

Q: What do you call a pig that knows karate?
A: A pork chop!

Q: Where do cows go for entertainment?
A: To the moo-vies!

Q: What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
A: Nacho cheese!

Q: What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A: A gummy bear!