Q: What animal is best at hitting a ball?

A: A bat.

Q: What animal needs oil?
A: A mouse because it squeaks.

Q: What do cows read?
A: CATTLE-logs.

Q: Where does a polar bear keep his money?
A: a snow bank.

Q: What do you give a sick bird?
A: A tweetment.

Q: Why wouldn?t the shrimp share his treasure?
A: Because he was a little shellfish.

Q: Why did the firefly get bad grades in school?
A: He wasn?t very bright.

Q: Where do sheep go to get haircuts?
A: The baa-baa shop.