Q: What?s a cow?s favorite holiday?
A: Moo Year?s Eve.

Q: Why are penguins socially awkward?
A: Because they can?t break the ice.

Q: What kind of key opens a banana?
A: A mon-key.

Q: Whats long, poisonous and tells on you?
A: A tattlesnake.

Q.How do snakes sign their letters?
A.Hugs and hisses.

Q.Why did the boy take a pen in his bath?
A.He wanted to draw the curtain.

Q: Where do cats go to dance?
A: To the fur ball.

Q: How do snakes eat so well with no hands?
A:They have forked tongues.