Q: What cup can you not drink from?
A: A hiccup.

Q: Whats a frog?s favorite drink?
A: Croak-a-cola.

Q: Why does Cinderella like to play catch?
A: Because its one ball after another.

Q: What animal lives at the gym?
A: A gympanzee.

Q: Where does a rabbit go when it needs a hair cut ?
A:To the hare dresser.

Q: Why did the gardener eat her toast dry?
A: Because she saw the butter-fly.

Q: What do frogs eat with their hamburgers?
A: French flies!

Q: Why was the hamburger sad?
A: It was grounded beef.