Q: Whats a pigs favorite tale?
A: Slopping beauty.

Q: What cheese does a cow like?
A: Moozzarela.

Q: What kind of headaches do hammers get?
A:Pounding ones.

Q: Whats a trees favorite drink?
A: Root bear.

Q: How do you cut the ocean waves?
A: Through a sea saw.

Q.Whats the best way to paint the ocean?
A.In water colours

?Let me guess what you had for dinner last night, meatballs and spaghetti, right?
?Wow did you read my mind?
?no, your chin?

Q: What happens when you don?t dust your mirror?
A: You get a dirty look.