Q: Why do cats make terrible storytellers?
A: They only have one tail.

Q: Why can?t you trust the king of the jungle?
A: Because he?s always lion

Q: How does a squid go into battle?
A: Well armed.

Q: What is a deer with no eyes called?
A: No ?eye-deer?

Q: How do snails fight?
A: They slug it out.

Q: Why are fish so smart?
A: Because they live in schools.

Q: What did the marlin say to the swordfish?
A: You?re looking sharp.

Q: What do you get when you cross a Labrador and a magician?
A: A labracadabrador!