Why was the baby strawberry crying?

Because her mom and dad were in a jam.

What kind of tree fits in your hand?

A palm tree!

What kind of water cannot freeze?

Hot water.

What do you call a duck that gets all A?s?

A wise quacker.

What did the limestone say to the geologist?

Don?t take me for granite!

How do you make a lemon drop?

Just let it fall.

What is a witch?s favorite subject in school?

Spelling!

Why did the kid cross the playground?

To get to the other slide.