Knock, knock.
Who?s there?
Spell.
Spell who?
Okay, W-H-O!

What did the paper say to the pencil?
Write on!

Why are ghosts bad liars?
Because you can see right through them!

How do you get an astronaut?s baby to stop crying?
You rocket!

Knock, knock.
Who?s there?
Nana.
Nana who?
Nana your business!

Why can?t a hand be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot!

What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta!

Why did the teddy bear not ask for dessert?
Because he was already so stuffed!