How do you make an octopus laugh?
With ten-tickles!

Knock, knock.
Who?s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don?t cry, it?s just a joke!

What animal can you always find at a baseball game?
A bat!

Which hand is it better to write with?
Neither, it?s better to write with a pencil!

Knock, knock!
Who?s there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie body home?

What did the buffalo say when his little boy left for school?
Bison!

If a seagull flies over the sea, what flies over the bay?
A bagel!

What does a rain cloud wear under her dress?
Thunderwear!