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Joke of the Day

  • How do you make a lemon drop?
    Just let it fall.

  • What is a witch’s favorite subject in school?

  • Why did the kid throw his clock out the window?
    Because he wanted to see time fly!

  • How do you stop an astronaut’s baby from crying?
    You rocket!

  • Why are fish so smart?
    Because they live in schools!

  • Why did the kid cross the playground?
    To get to the other slide.

  • What do you call a cheese that’s not yours?
    Nacho cheese!

  • What kind of tree fits in your hand?
    A palm tree!

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