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Joke of the Day

  • How do you get a squirrel to like you?
    Act like a nut!

  • What did the traffic light say to the car?
    Look away, I’m about to change!

  • What did the paper say to the pencil?
    Write on!

  • Why was the broom late?
    It over-swept!

  • What kind of key opens a banana?
    A mon-key!

  • What can you catch, but never throw?
    A cold!

  • Why was the math book sad?
    It had too many problems!

  • What do you call a dinosaur with bad vision?
    A Do-you-think-he-sarus!