How do you get a squirrel to like you?
Act like a nut!
How do you get a squirrel to like you?
Act like a nut!
What did the traffic light say to the car?
Look away, I’m about to change!
What did the paper say to the pencil?
Write on!
Why was the broom late?
It over-swept!
What kind of key opens a banana?
A mon-key!
What can you catch, but never throw?
A cold!
Why was the math book sad?
It had too many problems!
What do you call a dinosaur with bad vision?
A Do-you-think-he-sarus!