Why are ghosts bad liars?
Because you can see right through them!
Why are ghosts bad liars?
Because you can see right through them!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
A little old lady.
A little old lady who?
Hey, I didn’t know you could yodel!
What’s the difference between a guitar and a fish?
You can tune a guitar, but you can’t tuna fish!
What did the sink say to the toilet?
Wow, you look really flushed!
How can you make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogie in it!
Why did the boy throw a stick of butter out the window?
Because he wanted to see a butterfly!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Hatch.
Hatch who?
Bless you!
How do you make an octopus laugh?
With ten-tickles!