Q. Why are fish so intelligent?
A. Because they’re always in schools.
Q. Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
A. The food is good, but there’s no atmosphere.
Q. What’s faster, cold or hot?
A. Hot, because you can catch a cold.
Person 1: Knock-knock.
Person 2: Who’s there?
Person 1: Justin.
Person 2: Justin who?
Person 1: Justin time for dinner!
Q. Why wouldn’t the crab share his sweets?
A. Because he was a little shellfish!
Q: What music frightens balloons?
A: Pop music.