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Joke of the Day

  • Why are ghosts bad liars?
    Because you can see right through them!

  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?

    A little old lady.

    A little old lady who?

    Hey, I didn’t know you could yodel!

  • What’s the difference between a guitar and a fish?
    You can tune a guitar, but you can’t tuna fish!

  • What did the sink say to the toilet?
    Wow, you look really flushed!

  • How can you make a tissue dance?
    Put a little boogie in it!

  • Why did the boy throw a stick of butter out the window?
    Because he wanted to see a butterfly!

  • Knock, knock!
    Who’s there?


    Hatch who?

    Bless you!

  • How do you make an octopus laugh?
    With ten-tickles!