Why is Cinderella bad at football?
Because she?s always running away from the ball!
What is big, green and plays a lot of tricks?
Who did the zombie take to the prom?
How do you get a tissue to dance?
You put a little boogie into it.
Why did the superhero flush the toilet?
Because it was his doody.
Person 1: Knock-knock.
Person 2: Who’s there?
Person 1: Atch.
Person 2: Atch who?
Person 1: Bless you!