Q: What happens if it rains cats and dogs?
A: You need to watch for poodles

Q: Do you know how many famous men and women were born on your birthday?
A: None, only babies.

Q: How does a train eat?
A: It goes chew chew

Q: What has two legs but can?t walk?
A: A pair of pants.

Q: Why did the little boy throw his clock out the window?
A: Because he wanted to see time fly.

Q: What race is never run?
A: A swimming race.

Q: What did the stamp say to the envelope?
A: Stick with me and we?ll go places together

Q: What stays in a corner and travels all over the world?
A: A stamp