Q: What’s a snake’s favorite subject?
A: Hisstory.

Q: What do you say when you lose a Wii game?
A: I want a Wii-match.

Q: What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in
common?
A: The same middle name.

Q: What did the policeman say to his belly button?
A: You’re under a vest.

Q: Why is Peter Pan always flying?
A: Because he never lands.

Q: Why was the broom late?
A: It over-swept.

Q: Which is the longest word in the dictionary?
A: “Smiles,” because there are miles between each “s”

Q: How do you know when the moon has had enough to eat?
A: When it’s full!