Q. What’s faster, cold or hot?
A. Hot, because you can catch a cold.
Q. What’s faster, cold or hot?
A. Hot, because you can catch a cold.
Q. How does the man in the moon cut his hair?
A. Eclipse it.
Q. Why are fish so intelligent?
A. Because they’re always in schools.
Q. How to bears keep cool?
A. They use bear-conditioning.
Q. How do you make gold soup?
A. Put in 22 carrots.
Two silk worms had a race. It ended in a tie.
Q. What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary?
A. A thesaurus.
My friend recently got crushed by a pile of books, but he’s only got his shelf to blame.