Q: What did the owl say to his sweetheart?
A: Owl be yours.
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Q: What did the owl say to his sweetheart?
A: Owl be yours.
Q: What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine’s Day?
A: Hogs and kisses.
Q: What did the boy pickle say to the girl pickle?
A: You mean a great dill to me.
Q: What did the monster ask his sweetheart?
A: Will you be my Valen-slime?
Q: What do you call two birds in love?
A: Tweet-hearts.
Q: What did the squirrel give for Valentine’s Day?
A: Forget-me-nuts.
Q: What did the baker say to his wife?
A: I’m dough-nuts about you!
Q: If a butcher wears a size XL shirt and a size 13 shoe, what does he weigh?
A: Meat.