Q: What does Santa clean his sleigh with?
A: Comet.
Q: What does Santa clean his sleigh with?
A: Comet.
Q: Why was Santa’s helper sad?
A: Because he had low elf-esteem.
Q: What happened to the man who stole a calendar from the store?
A: He got 12 months.
Q: What’s the difference between a Christmas alphabet and the regular alphabet?
A: The Christmas alphabet has Noel.
Q: What’s brown and sneaks around the kitchen?
A: Mince spies.
Q: Why did the boy keep his trumpet in the freezer?
A: Because he liked cool music.
Q: What often falls in winter, but never gets hurt?
A: Snow.
Q: What do you have in December that you don’t have in any other month?
A: The letter “d.”