Q: What’s a rabbit’s favourite kind of music?

A: Hip-hop.

Q: What’s black and white over and over again?

A: A penguin rolling down a hill.

Q: What did the circle say to the triangle?

A: I don’t see your point.

Q: What did the dinner plate say to the cup?

A: Dinner’s on me tonight.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Who.
Who who?
Is there an owl in here?

Q: What did the teacher do at the beach?

A: She tested the water.

Q: Why didn’t the oven go to college?

A: Because it had a lot of degrees already.

Q: Why do bees have sticky hair?

A: Because they have honeycombs.