What do sprinters eat before a race?
Nothing. They fast!

Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?

Because she was stuffed.

How does the moon cut his hair?
Eclipse it!

What is fast, loud and crunchy?

A rocket chip!

Why are elevator jokes so good?

They work on many levels!

What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck!

Q: Why was the turkey arrested?

A: It was suspected of fowl play.

Q: What did the turkey stay before it was roasted?

A: I’m stuffed!