Q: Which monster is the best dance partner?

A: The Boogie Man.

Q: What do birds do on Halloween?

A: They go trick or tweeting.

Q: What’s a ghost’s favourite room in the house?

A: The living room.

Q: What do you get if you cross a vampire and a snowman?

A: Frostbite.

Q: Where did the witch have to go when she misbehaved?

A: To her broom.

Q: Why didn’t Dracula have any friends?

A: Because he was a pain in the neck.

Q: Why did the Cyclops stop teaching?

A: Because he only had one pupil.

Q: What do witches order at hotels?

A: Broom service.