Q: What room doesn’t have doors?
A: A mushroom

Q: What music frightens balloons?
A: Pop music.

Q: Why is there a fence around a cemetery?
A: People are dying to get in.

Q: Why can’t Cinderella play soccer?
A: Because she’s always running away from the ball.

Q: Why was the hamburger sad?
A: It was grounded beef.

Q: What did the traffic light say to the car?
A: Don’t look. I’m about to change.

Q: What does a cloud wear under his raincoat?
A: Thunderwear.

Q: Why did the computer go to the doctor?
A: It had a virus.